Seasonal Depression, Table of One

Do you despise fall and winter?

Do you want to slap people in the mouth when they say, "I can't wait to put on my sweater and leggings!"?

Do you suffer from a lack of motivation?

Do you feel ugly, miserable, bloated, splotchy and unable to get out of bed in the morning?

Well then, my friend, you are suffering from Seasonal Depression.

One of the indicators of early onset seasonal depression is that I spent twenty minutes surfing the net (that's so 1992) desperately trying to find the ad for the anti-depressant, Cymbalta....to no avail. The girl in the ad looks quite a bit like yours truly. There was going to be a split screen and everything. Blame the copyright police. Bastards.

So, here is the other alternative:

Me

The Cymbalta Girl: http://www.cymbalta.com/depression.jsp

Compare and Contrast.

The Ad that can change your life:

Cymbalta Commercial - The most amazing bloopers are here

Lastly, I think depression is wiggidy wiggidy wiggidy wack and usually can be handled with booze, friends, dancing or a good bone. Think about it.

Here's something to dance to....it's ok, no one's looking.

Does It Offend You, Yeah? Being Bad Feels Pretty Good