*Twitch*
I want to write a letter to Oscar the Grouch.
Dear Mr. Grouch,
I have come to understand you in ways I never thought I could when I was five. You are quite wise for a puppet.
It all makes so much sense now, you living in a trash can and all. You hide in there from the world because everything generally annoys you. The current economic downturn has no effect on you. Earthquake in New York City? You didn't even feel a shudder.
Being covered in garbage juice is way better than dealing.
I see you, Oscar.
I see you.
*End Twitch*
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