I had a fantastical idea today....is that a word? Fantastical? Well it should be! Kind of like the word smooger is a smooshy boogar. Look it up in the dictionary if you don't believe me.
Ok, back to the thought.
You know those moms that wear the Juicy couture sweatpants with the word JUICY across their asses? Well, I think it would be a great idea to tattoo it to YOUR ACTUAL ASS!
Think about it, when you take your pants off for your lover, they will always be able to reference the message on your behind and know that, in fact, you do have a JUICY ass!
Brilliant!
I did this the other day on my own ass with a sharpie, but I messed it and accidentally wrote flatooshy.


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